Am I? Fine then. We’ll just have to collaborate in order to find a more suiting name.
Something a little more.. snail?
Come on, William Shatner is a legend…Please tell me you’ve heard of him.
You are underestimating me, Blaine Anderson. Yes, I have heard of him. I just can’t exactly connect him to a tiny snail.
Not yet. Please. I already have a little place for him on the windowsill. I believe William Shatner Jr. will enjoy his accommodations. You don’t mind, do you?
I don’t mind his presence, but I’m not sure about the name.
I know! Usually I disregard snails because they’re slimy and disgusting, but this one caught my attention.
Well, I can’t imagine such tiny creatures being able to produce a lot of slime. I think you should keep it as a pet. I’m sure you already named it.
Finally. Quiet.
